cactsus:

bethanyaliceh:

thexdivinexinfection:

Just in case…

Stay safe, please.  If you are in trouble, or think you might be; if you hear anything strange inside or outside your home please do not hesitate to contact the police. Check your cars through the windows before you get in them. Don’t go anywhere alone. Lock your windows and doors. Before you enter your house, check for signs of forced entry or tampering- this can include scratch or tool marks by locks or on the glass or a loose handle, indicating that the lock has been broken. Retreat to a safe, public, crowded place sit by the counter- this makes it easier for the staff and security cameras to see you. Call the police and notify them, ask to be picked up and then submit a statement. If in doubt, please call the police.

I LIVE IN TEXAS AND THERE ISN’T EVEN A TIME FRAME

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T

(Source: motsquivont, via 50shadesofsupernatural)

katherineisnotposh:

the-troyler-phan:

thebigblackwolfe:

alexbbypls:

break-itbrian:

if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

This post fucked me up.

jesus fucking christ

Awww the English language

w@t

(via phan-you-not)

kirschteinvevo:

anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.

(Source: nishinoyayuuu, via sparkly-kittens)

implicates:

ambushers:

implicates:

Tumblr had changed me in the way that whenever I see the urls of my favorite blogs in real life, I’ll get so excited and bite my lips trying to stop myself from grinning like an idiot. Even if it’s missing some letters or what so ever, I’ll just take a picture of it. Yeah I’m that wierd.

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who’s broadens?

this is her broadens. she’s literally one of my favorite blogs and I think everyone should check her out to see what I mean

(via braydaaan)

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

(via refreshes)

sidnugget:

I would enjoy school more if it was acceptable to bring a blanket

(via kawaiitommo)

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun
fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 
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