encourage:

Can I cntrl alt delete my fat?

(Source: encourage, via hotboyproblems)

festeraddams:

nothing was funnier than 1d acting like midnight memories didn’t leak on 1d day

(via hermionegrangerandarocketship)

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

(via asian)

my-teen-quote:

Teen? You must see this blog!

snucy:

zogwargqueen:

zogwargqueen:

folie-a-deuxme:

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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Did you say yes

my response:

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tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

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a modern love story

(via ketaminekidd)

penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk
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