hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

(via asian)

officialunitedstates:

take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level

(via snorchill)

hqlines:

 ♡ Find all good posts here! ♡
me to every female character at some point: you deserved better
me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via emily-racher)

memebuscemi:

when ur with ur best friend

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(via phobias)

pestered:

if someone trusts you enough to tell u a secret please keep it

(via obseser26)

professor-tommo:

Akinator fuckin went there

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via hotboyproblems)

brbjellyfishing:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Who is she

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

(via lubricates)

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